stressed, depressed, and football obsessed
*sighs deeply* sports
a haiku about football:
this sport is the worst
i hate all of you assholes
can’t wait for next time
when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something
Mom: is that a guy who is texting you so insistently?
i am the human version of the first piece of bread
look at that
bask in the glory
pining is 100000% the most important aspect of pre-relationship fic for me. good-natured whole-hearted pining filled with lovelorn gazing and chest aching and fluttering touches, that’s my top priority. i was put on this earth to watch characters suffer over the profundity of their love for another person. unrequited love is why god made me. characters finding out that their feelings are reciprocated after long months/years of suffering is why the universe was assembled from nothingness. amen.
If you can handle me during the world cup,you can handle me at anytime
during any football match*
He is America.