dickfaerie:

my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing

imnotaserialkiller:

“why is this turning me on” a story of self-hatred and despair.

spudmayne:

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#STAFF TO AISLE THREE STAFF TO AISLE THREE #WE HAVE A TEENAGE FEMALE THROWING ALL THE FROZEN PEAS #SHE’S JUST PICKING THEM UP AND THROWING THEM #THERE ARE PEAS EVERYWHERE #SHE’S BLAMING THE OUTBURST ON A GEORGE BLAGDEN #CALL HIM IN AND GET A MOP THERE ARE SO MANY PEAS #I REPEAT STAFF TO AISLE THREE

unfollower:

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive

dannyelephantom:

truepac:

life is a struggle

his jacket is a metaphor of my existence

twit-twat:

svveden:

a haiku about me in social situations

what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what what

this looks like the opening to thrift shop